HOLLYWORDS by James St.James...The Real Jimmy Hollywood!
OK, let's try and straighten out the Britney Spears marriage mess. Everyone's asking: Is she married and is she pregnant. I say no and maybe...sort of.

I say she and Kevin Federline-Spears are not legally married. In California you have to wait a week between the signing of a pre-nup and the wedding. They haven't even hammered out the pre-nup, let alone sign it. Is she PG? Their wedding may have been a fake, but their honeymoon wasn't. So, only Mother Nature knows. But I have heard that she's eating everything on the hotel room service menu.

The big news is that there could be another man in her life. Britney has always had the hots for soap star Eric Winter {Days Of Our Lives.) That's why he's in Britney's TV commercial for her new fragrance "Curious." If you see the ad...WARNING: Don't be too close to your TV set, you might get burned by the HEAT!

Calista Flockhart recently gave her main man, Harrison Ford a two-caret, $20,000 diamond ear stud. She's calling it their engagement earring. Harrison's in no hurry to get married. He just got out of a marriage and he's trying to get that ring out of his nose! Jennifer Aniston says, if called, she'll help "Joey." Last week she said she didn't want to wake-up Rachel for at least two years. This week, she's ready to set off the alarm. I'm betting that she's heard that some of her other "Friends" are ready and willing to jump into Joey's Hollywood hot tub.

This is no joke! In addition to being a Sunday school teacher, Pamela Anderson's dating JESUS. Not Hew-sus, I'm taking about a young actor named Jesus. Both are wearing matching "Boycott KFC" T-shirts. I'm thinking the real Jesus loved chicken.

"Survivor" Producer Mark Burnett is nose-to-nose and toes-to-toes with actress Roma Downey. Also he wants to reinvent Martha Stewart's old TV show, "Martha Stewart Living." While in the big house, she's working on the first segments: What accessories Go Best With Stripes...25 Projects to Keep Your Cellmate Preoccupied...and just in time for Thanksgiving, How to Stuff Your Bird Using Nothing But Bread and Water. Also Martha has some new manicure tips: "Filing Your Way To Freedom."

WHISPERS HEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE EMMYS:

Kim Catrell may try to take her "Sex And The City" character, Samantha, and do her own show on HBO. It may costar Lisa Kudrow, as Samantha's new best "Friend." Sarah Jessica Parker, who owns "Sex And The City," I'm sure will not approve of Miss Catrell's plan.

Courtney Cox wants her husband, David Arquette to throw away his 16 year collection of Playboy Magazines. She says she has two children to raise...their newborn daughter, Coco, and David. Looks like David will be saying Bye-bye to his Playmates.

Tatum O'Neal may be sued by her father Ryan O'Neal and his on-again-off-again girlfriend Farrah Fawcett. The rumor is that Tatum is writing a tell-all book which will include details of Ryan and Farrah's most intimate and kinky secrets. Is Tatum a tattletale? Time and law suits will tell.

What did James Gandolfini want to say, but couldn't say because they cut off his mike? I've got the answer. He wanted to thank some of our military in Iraq who have named their unit the "Tony Sopranos." Needless to say, backstage, James was not a happy man. You just don't cutoff Tony Soprano. If you don't believe me, just ask his wife!